So you are looking for golf gift certificates?  First off, well done for checking us out at Rome Country Club.  After all, the golf course rocks and we are fun as all hell here.  I always knew you had great taste.

Now, you are scanning the rest of the page, hopeful for a quick credit card option.  Sadly we are currently stuck in 1993 and don’t offer a purchasing interface on our site.  I could lie and say I just want to protect your credit card information from the “dark web” but really I am just not that smart to figure out how the hell to get it on here.

Please call us at the clubhouse, 315.336.6464, and we can take care of you very quickly over the phone.  Don’t fret glossophobia sufferers (the fear of speaking publicly).  It is actually quick and painless.  We are even moderately pleasant, too!  We will make sure to get your gift certificates out in the next day’s mail.

These are nice looking, right?  I wouldn’t steer you wrong.  Your special someone is going to to be so impressed!

Are you still not sold on us?  Please know that your gift certificate can be used in the professional shop or the bar.  Additionally, whoever is receiving this gift certificate will surely love you forever and will most likely buy you a Mercedes or Lamborghini in return on your birthday.  So you have that going for you, which is nice.

Are you still reading?  That’s unbelievable!  Either you are lapping up my frisky writing or you are just procrastinating with that phone call.  Come on, it will be alright.  I promise.  315-336-6464.  Please have your credit card ready and we will bang it right out in just a few moments.  I might even have a reasonable joke for you as well.